In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you that I probably shouldn’t be writing this post. I haven’t cleaned my toilets for going on two weeks. The vacuum cleaner is sitting out in the living room, having been dragged out of the closet on Monday, swept one to two rooms each day, but never actually finished the task. Boo is being entertained by the Kindle. I haven’t washed my hair since Monday and haven’t even brushed my teeth yet this morning. So, I’m gonna make this quick.
The problem is this: Blogging is like any other activity. The laws of physics apply. A body at motion tends to stay in motion, and a body at rest tends to stay at rest. When I go for a long period of time without blogging, it only gets harder to put my fingers back to the keys. Kind of like when you haven’t talked to a friend in a long time. Sometimes it’s hard to know what to talk about, because when you haven’t talked for months, what’s actually important enough to bring up first? And you draw a blank. Blogging’s the same, and I haven’t blogged for two weeks now.
So I know I have to blog, or it may be another two weeks. Not that this would be a huge blight upon the world, but I am happier and more fulfilled when I blog regularly, so it would be a blight upon me. My “cop out” is to write a 7QT post, which I can totally cheat on and write about almost nothing. As you can see I’m doing here.
But now I’ve run out of totally insubstantial stuff to blather away about, so I’d better get to some substance. Did I mention that I haven’t washed my hair since Monday? Ewwww. Don’t worry. I have showered every day. Except today, but I’m getting there. Just as soon as I finish this blog post.
Did I ever tell you about the time my mom attempted to teach me and my sister about the birds and the bees? Oh, sorry. That’s really a blog post of it’s own. I’ll write that later. It’s hilarious, with all respect, love, and honor to my blushing mother.
Ok, substance. Substance. Substance. Oh, I know! My goat cheese ball recipe! I’ve been meaning to put this on the blog for ages. Here goes:
Steph’s Semi-Famous Goat Cheese Ball
6 oz goat cheese (aka God’s gift to mankind)
1-2 cloves of crushed garlic to taste (garlic being God’s gift to goat cheese)
Generous pinch of freshly crushed rosemary
Sea salt to taste
Combine ingredients in a bowl and form into a ball
Roll in crushed pecans if you’ve got ’em.
Serve with Triscuits (or Aldi’s knockoff, which are just as good, for a fraction of the cost) and apples, thinly sliced. Yes, I said apples. Just try it. It’s amazing.
I’ll end with a few pictures. Bonita decided last week that she was tired of struggling to brush her hair. Thursday afternoon, she informed me that I was perfectly capable of cutting it. Even being as frugal as I am, I, nonetheless, attempted to encourage her to allow a professional to do it. She insisted, saying, “It’s just hair. It’ll grow back.” I admire that attitude, and thus decided to give it a go. I cut off a good six inches, probably more, and it took quite a long time, since I kept realizing that I had cut too much off the left, so I needed to cut more off the right. Then, I cut too much off the right, and needed to cut more off the left, and so on and so forth. You get the picture. Ultimately, I think the results were surprisingly-not-in-desperate-need-of-a-trip-to-the-salon-to-fix-my-mistakes.
And here’s my beautiful girl, ready for her First Communion pictures:
Thanks for putting up with my blathering, and supporting my effort to get this blogging body back into motion!
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